Best Chainletter Ever

I know this doesn't necessarily have anything to do with gaming... but I am posting it anyways!

Alright so I am sure we have all gotten a fair share of e-mail chain letters in our time, right? There are the ones that threaten you with bad luck for 30 years if you don't send it on to 50 of your closest friends, and the ones that promise you that the love of your life will kiss you seven hours after you forward it to 10 people, but what they all have in common is that they are horribly stupid and are a waste of inbox space! They try to trick you into opening them with titles like "OMG Guess What!?" or "I am moving away!" or something like that, so I got one today that was entitled "Sleepover Gone Way Wrong!" I figured it was a chainletter of sorts, but opened it anyways and as soon as I started reading I couldn't stop! Haha, without a doubt the following is the most hilarious attempt at a scary chainletter I have ever experienced, and as I was reading it aloud to my roommate I could barely get through it because I couldn't stop laughing! I have not changed a word of it, so I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! Lol...


One night these five girls were having a sleepover when they heard
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chaos at the end of her street.
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they went down to find out what was happening.
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they learned that a woman was
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raped and the man was on the loose.
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so they quickly ran home
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and bolt everything down.
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everything settles down for a while
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then they started hearing weird noises
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coming from outside.
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they let their minds go wild
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so they got scared and hid inside a closet.
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the man was really outside and
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found a window that had a broken bolt.
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he crept in quietly.
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the girls were scared crapless.
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he walked into the room
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and opened the closet,
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the girls screamed and ran in separate directions.

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four of the girls went downstairs and

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locked the cellar door,

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that was right above the bathroom.

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He caught the fifth girl
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and took her into the bathroom,
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raped her,
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and skinned her alive.
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her friends heard her die that night
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but couldnt do anything about it.
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they listened to her scratching the door to get out.
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in the morning when he had fled,
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the remaining went into the bathroom.
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There engraved into the wall was her message:
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'how could you have let me die'

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they looked up to get the tears out of their eyes
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and saw her flesh dangling from the knife that skinned her.
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If you dont repost this
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the man will skin you alive too,
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because they havent caught him yet.
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And the girl will make sure you will die,
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so she can pass on the tale.
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Fact: A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer.

He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.

The murderer chanted 'Toma soto balca' as he buried her.

Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl.

In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling.

She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.

If you send this on, she will not bother you.

Your kindness will be rewarded


repost this with the title 'sleepover gone way wrong


DNT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU.. SEND THIS TO 20 PPL AND YOU WONT GET RAPED OR KILLED BUY THE WEIRD MAN!?

It totally made me think of "Halflife, Fulllife Concequences", if you have seen that Youtube video! (If you haven't you should totally look it up, lol because it is hillarious!)