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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Why Nerds/Gamers Are Hot!


10 Reasons Why Nerdy / Gamer Guys Are Hotter Than Other Guys :

  1. They may not be the most attractive guys out there, but this also means they are likely to not be as full of themselves as some other guys!
  2. Though nerdy / gamer guys tend to be slightly unattractive in high school, they tend to end up so much hotter than the jock type guys when they hit their mid 20s and learn to work with their awkwardness.
  3. Nerdy / gamer guys tend to be more imaginative, which is a good thing for many reasons!
  4. Nerdy / gamer guys will work harder to win your affections, where as overly attractive/ arrogant guys are used to just soaking up attention from girls.
  5. Nerdy / gamer guys are usually smart! Super attractive guys usually end up being rather stupid about most things and once you’ve been together for a while, conversation is a bore.
  6. Nerdy / gamer guys probably get a lot less “action” than other guys, which means a lot of repressed sexual energy! (lol)
  7. Nerdy / gamer guys tend to be sweeter, and will be more likely to treat you like a princess, rather than expect you to treat them like a prince!
  8. Nerdy/ gamer guys usually end up rich!
  9. Nerdy / gamer guys are used to working with small buttons on controllers and computers and such, so are usually good with their hands… lol
  10. Most are really fun! Interesting! And will be much more likely to remain committed than your average jock.

10 Reasons Why Nerdy / Gamer Girls Are Hotter Than Other Girls:

  1. They were never the hottest/ thinnest girls in High school, so by the time they hit their 20s, they are likely to get into and stay in shape and look great, where as the girls from high school who were really skinny and popular will balloon when their teenage metabolism dies… lol
  2. Quiet girls always end up being the freaks (in a good way… most of the time…)
  3. She’ll play video games with you!
  4. Having less of a social life through school would have allowed them to get ahead, meaning they will probably be really successful.
  5. What guy doesn’t have a thing for the librarian glasses?
  6. Shyish girls tend to get overlooked by other guys at parties, etc, so you don’t have to worry about a bunch of people trying to pick up your girlfriend.
  7. They’ll be more imaginative and sweet than other girls.
  8. What nerdy / gamer girl do you know who is easy?? They usually aren’t, which may mean more work on your part, but that also means she’ll be more likely to be committed!
  9. They are probably really down to earth, which usually makes someone a lot easier to get along with!
  10. Nerdy / gamer girls tend to stay away from ditzyness, which (lets face it) will make them a lot less annoying than some other girls!!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

A Hardcore Gamers Top 20 Foods!

Alright, so for all you fellow gamers out there, you'll know that really, we don't eat to enjoy a nice tasting meal, we eat to quickly quiet our tummy rumbles or to crunch out our gaming frustrations, right? Well here is my own personal top 20 gaming food choices! They may seem kinda strange, but give them a shot! With these things on hand, I can make my gaming marathons last for days!

1. Energy Drinks! Duh, of course every gamer needs these, right? There are like SO many kinds though, so when I first started to pick them out at the corner store, I was overwhelmed! I have tried everything now, and what tastes the best imo is Full Throttle Fury, and what works the best is Mini Thin Rush (which looks strange compared to the rest of the energy drink types, but it is low cal and keeps you awake longer than the rest!)

2. Water! That's right, water! You can guzzle down the soda and juice and everything else liquid, but eventually, your body is going to crave some plain, refreshing water! Your body might be craving it and you won't even realize until you take a sip from your bottle and the next instant you've drained it and are going to get more, lol. I find if I keep hydrated, I don't feel as icky after spending 20 hours in a computer chair, lol.

3. Beef Jerky! Eventually you will realize that you have had only snack-type foods in the past 4 days, and you will start to crave something meat! I do anyways, so that's when I tare into the beef jerky. It's good to drink a bottle of water with it though because all the sodium can dehydrate you!




4. Hot Pockets! A gamer's classic meal, but personally I'm not that into the regular "Hot Pockets". I get Stouffer's Bistro pockets with the "crisping sleeve", lol. They are a little tastier, and the "crisping sleeve" makes it easier to eat with one hand while killing gnomes with the other!




5. Pringles / Sun Chips! I like to munch on something from time to time when I'm gaming, but regular potato chips make my keyboard all greasy which is sick, so I stick to something less messy like Pringles or Sun Chips. (didn't that sound like a line from a commercial? lol) I like Salt and Vinegar Pringles and French Onion Sun Chips.




6. Green Olives! Lol, yes Olives. I know it seems like an unlikely favorite gaming food, but I love olives, and if I throw a paper towel in the bottom of a bowl and then scoop my olives onto that, they aren't messy at all and I can just pop them in my mouth as I play!




7. Cans of Pop! Cans are so much better if you are gaming because if you have a big bottle, you won't finish it right away and it will get warm! Cans you can keep in the fridge and just run and grab every time you want a new one, or if your kitchen is far away, you could like keep them in a little cooler bag with an ice pack on your desk! I only drink caffeine free diet Pepsi, lol.




8. Lolly Pops! These are so great if you are trying to do something frustrating in a game because they are sweet and it is really hard to get grumpy with a lolly pop in your mouth! Plus, they are easy to eat without hands, which is a big bonus for a gaming candy, lol.




9. Tuna! Not just any tuna though, Clover Leaf Garlic & Hot Pepper Flaked White Tuna! These little cans (58g) are a great meal if you have them on crackers and I eat at least a can a day! lol. The Spicy Thai Chili kind is very good also!




10. Milk / Chocolate Milk! Milk is great for gaming because if you really don't have time to put any kind of chewable food into your mouth, you can just chug down a big glass of milk and it will keep you from being hungry!




11. Fluff! If you have never had Fluff, I demand you go out right now and grab yourself a jar and sit down with a spoon and ENJOY! If you are craving something sweet, which I usually am, a few spoonfuls of this will satisfy it and not make you feel icky from too much sugar! Also it is amazing in ice cream or in cereal or with peanut butter on toast (fluffernutter!). *I have heard rumors of "Strawberry Fluff", if anyone knows where I can get some let me know!! lol*




12. Hot Dogs! So sick if you think about how they are made/ what they are made from, but if you can think taste over production like I can, then they are a great little fast meal!




13. Cheese! Oh so simple yet tasty and filling! I am always grabbing chunks of cheddar cheese from my fridge when I'm almost hungry enough to eat a meal, but not quite, and want to get back to my game fast. Plus it's calcium baby!




14. Soup! Not just any soup though, Campbell's Soup at Hand soups! You just throw them in the microwave for a minute and then drink it! So handy and no dishes, lol.




15. Crackers! My personal favorites are Wheat Thins! I always have a box somewhere on my desk, and when I am out of Pringles, they are what I reach for when I need to crunch something!




16. Chocolate! Of course every gamer needs some chocolate from time to time! My favorite gaming chocolate is Twix or M&Ms because they are simple to eat and shareable if you are playing with someone!




17. Bubble Gum! I go through so so so much bubble gum when I am gaming! It is just fun and something to chew on! lol. Plus I like to blow bubbles.





18. Two Bite Brownies! I try to avoid these as much as possible, but they are nice thing to have from time to time! Of course if you are gaming they are forced into becoming one bite brownies, lol.




19. Gummy Bears! These are great to have on my computer desk somewhere for snacking on! They are super tasty and when your doing really bad in a game, it is nice to be able to bite someones head off and not feel bad about it, lol.




20. Granola Bars! I eat so so many of these things! From chocolate covered ones to honey and oat super healthy ones, lol. They are a great early morning gaming food, lol.




**And finally, my all time favorite gamer meal is Garlic & Hot Pepper Tuna on Wheat Thins with Olives and a glass of Chocolate Milk! All four food groups ftw! lol***

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